I'm sure you have all heard of the new, perverted movie "her". Apparently some dude falls in love with the operating system on his new computer. Well that's disgusting and pretty far fetched. If you prefer a real love story that would make even the coldest heart melt, let me introduce you to "him".
Set in Wickliffe, slightly in the future, "him" follows Ryan, a handsome, soulful man who makes his living writing weekly bowling recaps. Heartbroken after the end of a long relationship, he becomes intrigued with a new, advanced bowling ball which promises to find the pocket and bring more strikes. Upon initiating it(which means having intercourse with the thumb hole)he is delighted to meet "Llama," a bright, manly ball, who is insightful, sensitive and surprisingly funny. As his needs and desires grow, in tandem with his own, their friendship deepens into an eventual love for each other(It certainly helped that the ball, like any good woman, has 3 inputs). From the unique perspective of Oscar-nominated filmmaker Brick comes an original love story that explores the evolving nature—and the risks—of intimacy in the modern world.
As for how our team bowled this week I think we might have been better off actually producing this movie then bowling. Tom was off cruising with his family while the rest of us tried to resurrect this season. Unfortunately we did not have much success.
I bowled well as usual but the other 3 struggled. Andy and Kevin both wore the skirt with a 145 and 138 respectively. Brick had a nice 238 in game 3. I had a 588 series witch was good enough for back to back bowler of the week!!! On the night we went 2-5 and the struggles continue in Llamaland. But with my new sex toy errrr bowling ball I look to help bring the Llama Chasers to the promised land!!
Here is the movie poster from the other movie...
As for how our team bowled this week I think we might have been better off actually producing this movie then bowling. Tom was off cruising with his family while the rest of us tried to resurrect this season. Unfortunately we did not have much success.
I bowled well as usual but the other 3 struggled. Andy and Kevin both wore the skirt with a 145 and 138 respectively. Brick had a nice 238 in game 3. I had a 588 series witch was good enough for back to back bowler of the week!!! On the night we went 2-5 and the struggles continue in Llamaland. But with my new sex toy errrr bowling ball I look to help bring the Llama Chasers to the promised land!!
Here is the movie poster from the other movie...
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