Thursday, January 23, 2014

Weeks 11-20 - Let us pray...

Let us pray  Llama Chaser Nation, in whom we have boldness and access with confidence through our faith in Him, the Dalai Llama.

Almighty Llama, we give great thanks to You that You have made people of all bowling alleys to be fellow heirs, members of the same body and partakers of the promise in Llama Chasing through the Gospel. Endow bowlers with every good gift as they labor in alleys far from home. Bless Your people with lips that are quick to sing (mmmmbbbaaahhhhh)Your praise and provide support for the proclamation of Your Word in all bowling alleys. Llama, in Your mercy, hear our prayer.

As I sit at my llama shrine each week and pray for an "above average" week I often find myself questioning my faith in the llama. I ask "Why do we sacrifice so much but always end up in the last place." I'm still waiting for a damn answer.

Obviously it has been a while since I have written a post but you can simply go back through the past years and get the drift of how our season has gone. We have bowled some good games and some bad ones, we've slayed some turkeys and chased some llamas, and as you might have guessed we finished in last place in the first half again.

Tom sucked last year and we finished in the last place, Tom is bowling great this year and we finished in last place. All I can ask is WTF?

So far in the second half we have gone 5-2, 2-5, 2-5. So this story seems to be on repeat again.

Pray with me...

Our Llama which art in Wickliffe,
Hallowed be thy name.
Thy strikes will come.
Thy will be done in earth,
as it is in Llama Land.
Give us this day our daily beer.
And forgive us our opens,
as we forgive those
who strike against us.
And lead us not into losing,
and deliver us from last place.

Repeat 10 times daily and my guess is that 2014 will finally f*cking be THE YEAR OF THE LLAMA!!!!!

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1 comment:

  1. May Llama be with you....

    A reading from the book of Lloyd (in the New Llama Testament)

    At the beginning of the week, the llamas shall rise unto the pastures of wood. And with their boulders of glory they shall arise victorious above the feet of their opponent. Unwavering, the llama nation will rise again.

    The ascent will once again bring them at the throne of the kings of forest. A clash of titans will commence. The goliath, Gunga-Galunga, will once again squash the Llama rebellion.