Thursday, October 31, 2013

Weeks 2 -9 - Ryan Sucks

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You are special to me...Llama Chaser Nation... I am sorry for my lack of dedication to you. After all there is 2 or 3 of you that read my recaps on a weekly basis and I have failed you. I could sit hear and give you all the excuses in the world but I care about you too much to do that. So again, I'm sorry. Now let me give you a crappy little recap of weeks 2-9 so starting week 10 I can start with a clean slate and give you some kick ass sh!t.

Tom - Has bowled very swell. No 600 series last year(embarrassing) and is just about averaging 600 this year.

Andy - Started really good but now he blows

Kevin - Started good but now he blows but not as bad as Andy

Brick - Does what he does and does it well.

Ryan - Has pretty much sucked all season

The Team - Started 14-0 (I think), then 26-9, then ran into a tough 2 week stretch and lost 14 points in a row, and now we are like 34-29. In maybe the most important news we also now have a Mama Llama. She works with Andy and is the mother of another bowler in our league. Like most MILF's she took an instant liking to the Llama Chasers and does her best to keep us bowling our best. She used to(or maybe still does) bowl, so she is quick to offer advice on the lanes and she gives helpful hints at the table. The best piece of advice she has given in my opinion is when she told Andy to simply "Shut the f*ck up." I'm sure you will be hearing more about Mama Llama in the coming weeks.

How's that for a recap!!!!

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