Week 9 - Right Said Fred

Press play on I'm Too Sexy and sing along to the Llama's Too Sexy version. And check out the sexy bitches on the right.

I'm too sexy for my llama too sexy for my llama
Llama's going to leave me

I'm too sexy for my bowling jersey too sexy for my bowling jersey
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Wickliffe too sexy for Wickliffe
South Euclid and Cleveland

And I'm too sexy for the banquet
Too sexy for the bowling banquet
No way I'm llama chasing

I'm a Llama Chaser you know what I mean
And I roll my little ball on the alley
Yeah on the alley on the alley yeah
I roll my little ball on the alley

I'm too sexy for my ball too sexy for my ball
Too sexy by far
And Tom's too sexy for the skirt
Too sexy for the skirt what do you think about that

I'm a Llama Chaser you know what I mean
And I roll my little ball on the alley
Yeah on the alley on the alley yeah
I shake my little touche on the alley

I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my

'Cos I'm a Llama Chaser you know what I mean
And I roll my little ball on the alley
Yeah on the alley on the alley yeah
I shake my little touche on the alley

I'm too sexy for a donkey too sexy for a donkey
Poor ass poor jackass
I'm too sexy for my llama too sexy for my llama
Llama's going to leave me

And I'm too sexy for this song


Llama Chaser Nation as you can see we had two beautiful gals bowling with us this week. Since we had lost all 7 last week the "Skirt Average" dropped down to 20% and lower. Tom was the first sexy beast 2 slip on the polka dot skirt and he simply looked delicious. He got there by bowling a 154. Of course the game he was wearing the skirt he bowled a 220. I have always argued Tom is at his best when he feels his most natural, which he is in the skirt. We like to refer to him as the Llama Chaser's Chaz Bono. Tom added a Super Llama in game 2 and bowled a 211 in game 3 with a Llama. Our other princess on the night, Kevin, wore the skirt in Game 3 because he sucks and bowled a 150 in game 2. Much like Tom he also feels right at home in a skirt and bowled a 198 while he was dressed like hideously looking bald girl. Brandon continued on his current hot streak and rolled a 214, 179, 211 - 604 series. Ryan bowled a dead-on average 156, 200, 180 - 536 series. Brick simply continues to dominate he had a 202,230,234 - 666 series which included 2 more llamas. Unfortunately even with Brick having a record breaking season the Llama Chasers continue to struggle as a team and we lost another 7. Sometimes losing 7 is okay, especially when you get to see two grown men wear skirts!!

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